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Pay $10 to vote on the dumbest way I spend $100.
I film it and post the receipt here.
- Pick one of 3 stupid options in Part II. $10 = 1 vote.
- When 10 people vote ($100 total), the winning option happens. For real.
- I film it and post the video and the receipt on this page.
Apparently humanity still has a chance.
One hundred dollars. Three terrible options. You decide where it goes.
SEND A POTATO TO SRI LANKA
Buy one potato in California. Spend the rest trying to ship it 7,000+ miles to Sri Lanka, with tracking.
- Will it arrive?
- Will customs take it?
- Will it become mashed potatoes on its own?
Budget $100 · 0 votes
PROFESSIONAL HEADSHOTS FOR A POTATO
Hire a real professional photographer. Bring one potato.
- Lighting, angles, poses, retouching.
- The best headshots this potato will ever have.
Budget $100 · 0 votes
BUY THE CHEAPEST THING. TIP THE REST.
Find the cheapest thing we can buy locally. Whatever is left of the $100 goes to the person serving us.
- How little can we spend?
- Finding out is part of the bad decision.
Budget $100 · 0 votes
You pick. We actually do it. The winning bad decision gets executed: video, receipts, and whatever goes wrong.
Voting closes October 31, 2026.
No good reason. I already spent my own money building it, including $5 to pay a stranger on Fiverr to tell you not to use it.
What he says
“Hello, Denis spent $5 hiring me to announce that Denis makes bad financial decisions.”
“This is bad decision number 0. Please do not give him more money.”