FormBD-001
Department of Bad Decisions
Deadline 10-31-2026
Votes to date: 0

Pay $10 to vote on the dumbest way I spend $100.

I film it and post the receipt here.

INSTRUCTIONSHow it works
  1. Pick one of 3 stupid options in Part II. $10 = 1 vote.
  2. When 10 people vote ($100 total), the winning option happens. For real.
  3. I film it and post the video and the receipt on this page.
Not 10 votes by October 31? Everyone gets refunded.
PART IVotes so far
Votes0 of 10
Collected$0 / $100

Apparently humanity still has a chance.

PART IIPick one. $10 per vote.

One hundred dollars. Three terrible options. You decide where it goes.

SEND A POTATO TO SRI LANKA

Buy one potato in California. Spend the rest trying to ship it 7,000+ miles to Sri Lanka, with tracking.

  • Will it arrive?
  • Will customs take it?
  • Will it become mashed potatoes on its own?

Budget $100 · 0 votes

VOTE · $10

PROFESSIONAL HEADSHOTS FOR A POTATO

Hire a real professional photographer. Bring one potato.

  • Lighting, angles, poses, retouching.
  • The best headshots this potato will ever have.

Budget $100 · 0 votes

VOTE · $10

BUY THE CHEAPEST THING. TIP THE REST.

Find the cheapest thing we can buy locally. Whatever is left of the $100 goes to the person serving us.

  • How little can we spend?
  • Finding out is part of the bad decision.

Budget $100 · 0 votes

VOTE · $10

You pick. We actually do it. The winning bad decision gets executed: video, receipts, and whatever goes wrong.

Voting closes October 31, 2026.

SCHEDULE AWhy does this exist?

No good reason. I already spent my own money building it, including $5 to pay a stranger on Fiverr to tell you not to use it.

Domain12.00
Hosting0.00
AI coding18.73
Fiverr guy saying don't5.00
Fiverr's cut for the warning3.87
Payment fees0.00
Already wasted39.60
My time6 hrs, unbilled
Did it work?TBD
Exhibit A: the $5 professional warning.

What he says

Hello, Denis spent $5 hiring me to announce that Denis makes bad financial decisions.

This is bad decision number 0. Please do not give him more money.